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👅💦👨🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👨🏻👅💦🧑🎄⁉️ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉️ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💦 🧑🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏼♂️ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🤶🏽😵💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘️ but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏼👌🏼the CHIMNEY 🕳️ 💨 and CUMMING ON ME ☃️ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🤰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍼💦 and santa is HUNG 🍆‼️like the ornaments ‼️on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏼your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏼 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏼♀️🧝🏼♂️👅 to receive a WHITE 🍼💦 christmas 😩🧑🎄 if you don’t get 1️⃣0️⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪨ROCK HARD🪨👅 coal 😵💫
👅💦👨🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👨🏻👅💦🧑🎄⁉️ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉️ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💦 🧑🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏼♂️ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🤶🏽😵💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘️ but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏼👌🏼the CHIMNEY 🕳️ 💨 and CUMMING ON ME ☃️ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🤰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍼💦 and santa is HUNG 🍆‼️like the ornaments ‼️on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏼your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏼 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏼♀️🧝🏼♂️👅 to receive a WHITE 🍼💦 christmas 😩🧑🎄 if you don’t get 1️⃣0️⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪨ROCK HARD🪨👅 coal 😵💫
[Why is Taryon learning so much against his will?]
I thought we were just going shopping.
I thought we were just going shopping.
Then can we please do that without your plans for the evening?
[He know possesses the cursed knowledge that some of emojis will be used for dirty purposes.]
[He know possesses the cursed knowledge that some of emojis will be used for dirty purposes.]
[This man has not been exposed to many spam or chain messages. He just saw his buddy Kafka get horny on main.
Not that Vex wasn't the same, but they housemate besties.]
Ok good. Are you still free at 4?
But if you're also looking for an outfit for your nighttime hunts, I will abstain.
Not that Vex wasn't the same, but they housemate besties.]
Ok good. Are you still free at 4?
But if you're also looking for an outfit for your nighttime hunts, I will abstain.
That's a relief!
So, if this the coldest that the city will be, I'll be fine with a few accessories. My hometown gets dangerously cold some nights, I'm used to this temperature. What I'm looking for are decent robes and suits for public outings. Some jewlery and leather gloves, plus more stylish boots.
So, if this the coldest that the city will be, I'll be fine with a few accessories. My hometown gets dangerously cold some nights, I'm used to this temperature. What I'm looking for are decent robes and suits for public outings. Some jewlery and leather gloves, plus more stylish boots.
We can alway see how well haggling works on theae merchants now and prepare for the next trip. If I can get one embroidered vest, I will be sated.
[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected in their vision:
Dear Taryon Darrington,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things for you in the coming here. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a coffee mug with the periodic table of elements on it.]
Dear Taryon Darrington,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things for you in the coming here. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a coffee mug with the periodic table of elements on it.]
Are you the one that put this thing in my quarters?
[ what ]
[ what ]
The skeleton you foisted on me. If it has certain properties, you should tell me now.
Im sorry
Are you accusing me of dumping a corpse in your room??
Are you accusing me of dumping a corpse in your room??
A false one, yes. I was doing that.
Now I'm waiting for your explanation.
Now I'm waiting for your explanation.
That's way better but I'm still not responsible!
Why would I drop off something as interesting as a model skeleton?
Why would I drop off something as interesting as a model skeleton?
Isn't it obvious?
As reparations for that shitty jug.
As reparations for that shitty jug.
[His feelings are hurt.]
But...did you really hate it that much
But...did you really hate it that much
It's not about hatred.
[ So he says as he uses it to pour himself a glass of water. Convenience... ]
It's about how you advertised it. As a boon to my combat. In that respect, it's failed.
[ So he says as he uses it to pour himself a glass of water. Convenience... ]
It's about how you advertised it. As a boon to my combat. In that respect, it's failed.
You can do a lot with a few gallons of water if youre creative.
But didn't ask for clarification on how much you needed, and I didn't ask, and you're right. I failed as an inventor.
Do you want something else to make up for it?
But didn't ask for clarification on how much you needed, and I didn't ask, and you're right. I failed as an inventor.
Do you want something else to make up for it?
I'm not underestimating what you're capable of. I'll commission you properly for your services and ensure you're paid for the next item we discuss.
But first you're distracting from the point. Which is the skeleton.
But first you're distracting from the point. Which is the skeleton.
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